2003-09-05

When Autumn left for school on Friday, she found part of the remains of the neighbor’s cat on the hood of her car. She drove slowly until out of the mobile park, then sped up so it flew off her hood into the street. Then she got her car washed and went to class.

Madison decided that she needs a futon for Autumn to sleep on and to use as a couch in her bare living room. She made a post “will art for futon” and got a commission to make three Second Life Avatars in exchange for a $100 IKEA gift card. She completed the three gorgon avatars that night.

Krin texted Autumn to let her know that the urinalysis results came in. He ominously said, “we need to discuss your results in person.”

Jasmine decided to put a curse of priapism on Allen. Nobody knows why. She did this in Madison’s livingroom, because Jay was out of the house doing “guy stuff.”

After work, Jay went to where his car buddies hang out to see his friend’s new nitrous “jet car” in action. He tried to race it and lost, but he still got tail.

When Autumn returned to Madison’s house, she told her about finding the cat. Madison went next door to tell the neighbor that Autumn saw a grey cat in the road outside the mobile park. The neighbor drove out to find it (and may not have ever returned). The girls ordered Chinese food for dinner and eventually went to sleep after Jasmine was safely home with her brother.

Madison woke up to knocking on the front door. She answered it, and surprise! it was the monster. She was really annoyed that he had the gall to knock, after she made a point of saying monsters never knock. She tried to wake Autumn but her blankets were empty. Madison ran to the back of the house and out her bedroom window and discovered she was in the lightless place. She fled to the bathroom by the pool and shouldered her way through the mirror back into the real world.

Madison woke Autumn and the girls went to the Rice residence to confront Jasmine about the hoodoo she did in the livingroom. Jasmine woke muttering “I didn’t mean to make his penis fall off.” Many dick jokes ensured, the girls all assured Jay that they think penises are terrible, then everyone went back to bed.

When Madison got up the next morning and went for donuts for her and Autumn, the neighbor’s car was still missing.